Always angry at anyone adversely admiring aesthetics

I will never understand those who participate in athletics

Beauty born by believing broken bitches beseeches bad blood

Society has made hiding your smell a rule that’s widely understood

Clashing concepts crash consecutively cleansing cluttered courses

Put on perfume to entice, deo to hide, stop moving to hide the smells source

Deadly detours down dark dreams drown demons dreading daylight

And I have bought so many different ways to make sure I smell right

Escape every essence entertaining evil evolution

I need to make sure I don’t put anything in my pits, that’s the short term solution

Fantasizing forced feelings frolicking free from freshness

I never believed in carrying my own scent, perhaps I was trained to think this

Gladly gathering good graces greedily giving gross gains games galore

A game of chess where time and smell are at odds and body spray settles the score

Hate helps humans hit hot haze happily home

If I’m unable to avoid a sweaty situation, I would just rather be alone

Including incisive inspections in intricate instances is important

A quick whiff with the head down to make sure everything is cool is important

Jokes jest justly juicy jones jump jack

When it comes to smell, the private area doesn’t catch any slack

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But it’s O.K

Never judge a book by its cover, but what about its smell?

Some go overboard, as if there was a pool filled with scented water and they went for a swim

Carry a cloud of what can only seen as fumes to sting your eyes and put your nose in pain

But that’s all part of a culture we are unable to let go

Spray your hair with mist, scrub your skin and replace it with a layer of soap

Spray something on top of your clothes, layer upon layers of smell as if you’re making an umiaq

Have people recognize you by your scent even if you’re coming from a far

Never smell of work, never smell of trying, you need to remember this

And people will appreciate it a lot

Put smelling good on your daily morning menu

You don’t want to be the one walking around with fragrance based shiv

Stabbing people in the morning bus or train, spreading nothing but sorrow

I understand that hiding my smell is to allow mine and your nose to relax

I don’t want to be a walking onion making everyone cry

So just be cool and every now and then just go for a quick spritz