Consuming this revolting construction will taint any future smile

Calling it repulsive would be a compliment

I would get nauseous if it even came close to my lips

Haunted by nightmares were I forced to swallow it

A hideous concept being perpetuated by a gross sense of taste

The ingredients used have been rendered to become mere waste

It’s uncivilized that they have been selling this for awhile

It’s repugnant and bears similarities to bile

For who would willingly take a bite of this foul thing?

A vulgar desecration to the inside of this ring

A sickening creation that should have never seen the light of day

A repulsive, abhorrent, simply distasteful way to create dismay

I went to the depths of my creativity

Read every torture method ever used in human history

Spoke to those who have lost the battle for their sanity

But I couldn’t find the thought process you would have to go through to create this monstrosity

I am lost, what horrible thing did this man go through

If it were a lady, what did the world ever do to you?

I feel as if this was nothing more than a ghastly tool for revenge

Twisted into a way to alienate your friends

Imagine the tears shed when the lid flips up and its stench starts to sting

To order this atrocious, wicked piece of excrement is close to bullying

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Pizza is beautiful

The process leading up to its completion is crucial

Why would one taint this sacred dish?

As a pizza lover I have but one wish

Respect pizza

Treat it with care

Don’t put things on it that don’t belong there

Toppings are there to enhance the taste

Not ruin it because you want to be “creative”

Freedom is for all

But this should be banned all over world

FPP