7 steps to his door, will not have it anymore
I prepare my speech, like I never have before
He has defecated what’s mine, and acts like its all fine
For the millionth time, the words race through my mind
Step 1
You piece of shit, you illiterate son of a bitch
You condom usage glitch, you’re like an unscratchable itch
You retarded dung beetle, you care bear version of evil
Irritating piece of crap, don’t belong among people
Step 2
Buss your lip, make you eat that shit
Make you trip, face flat right up in that bitch
Baseball bat to the face, burn down your place
Stab you in the chest, catch a murder case
Step 3
I bought a Taser just for this, using it my only wish
Giving him that shocking kiss, in his pants he will piss
In case that don’t work, pepper spray will kneel that jerk
Kick him where his balls lurk, the walk off with a smirk
Step 4
Does he think I’m playing, does he not get what he saying
My property, my lawn and no defecating
Simple rules, standard stuff
But he keeps thinking it’s a bluff
Step 5
Well if it all goes wrong it will be the same old song
So long to clean grass and my ego in a thong
I won’t have it I tell you, I will have my say
His dog will be chained today is the day
Step 6
My right hand goes up, unclenched and ready
My left hand in my pocket the Taser feels heavy
So angry my body is starting to shiver
From the physical damage I’m about to deliver
Step 7
Knock Knock, the door opens to his house
And without a second thought the words roll out my mouth
…
“Never mind”
…
It wasn’t rage nor anger it was straight up fear
My knees damn near buckled when his face got near
He would’ve licked the pepper spray away and put me to rest
He would’ve giggled at the shock as he kicked me in the chest
He would’ve strangled me to death and pissed on my corpse
Hung me up to dry and brag to the police force
And as I walk away with my head hanging low
Every single time, this way it must go
I never tell him about the shit right outside my loft
But one day, ONE DAY I promise you, I’ll tell him off
