Ladies and gentleman, welcome to the bout of the century
The bell is about to ring and it’s going to be a thing of beauty
Ah here we go, they’re closing in ready to show what they got
They’re in range, now we just have to wait for the opening shot
Lie throws his famous hook, the one we dubbed deceit
But truth ducks it and throws an uppercut called honesty
Lie sways back and comes back with a white a white
The truth parries it and comes back with a righteous right
Ah it’s a clean hit, lie throws his guard up and the truth goes in
Fact, reality, authenticity but the lie takes every hit
And returns with some fiction that forces the truth to quit
And now the lie is revved up, hoopla, nonsense, bullshit
And the crowd goes wild, the lie is obviously the favourite
They don’t care about the truth no more
Pushed by the crowd the lie goes wild, white, white, fib
And the truth is hurt, but still throws a genuine shot to the rib
But nobody cares, the lie starts showboating, he is so entertaining
The ali shuffle, ever since the internet the lie has been amazing
And the truth is struggling to keep up, he throws a 1 2 fact, legit
But the lie does his patented propaganda and evades it
He comes back with some rumours follows up with a tall tale
A misdirection combo the truth is on the ropes
This aint the rope a dope, it might be over for the truth folks
He throws another fact but people are just waiting for another lie hit
He circles around the truth and delivers it
Poppycock, falsehood and another straight bullshit
The truths knees buckle and the lie goes for the finish
We are getting everything we wanted from this
And the truth is down, the lie lived up to the hype
This was a sensational fight and now we start the count
1 2 3 4 5 the ref crosses his arms, its over its done, the lie has won
The new champion of the world is a flagrant one
And his trainer the media lifts his fighter up
Ecstatic that they were able to beat the truth up
