I’m looking for settle down street
I heard it was past Single Ave and on the corner of Married Blvd
But somehow I got lost, I’m on 42nd and Slut Street and this place is dirty
Shady, filled with people I don’t really want to talk to
But you seem nice, genuine, so I wanted to ask you
How do I get to Settle Down, cause I’ve been looking forever
And this street is nowhere to be found, and I’m pretty clever
But for some reason all of the directions I’m given, are wrong
And I heard it was a real hotspot, mentioned in movies and songs
All of my friends are over there, but I can’t seem to find it
Why in the world, would they make a place and then hide it
I asked a few other girls to help me, but they were more lost than me
I appreciated it because they were willing to walk with me for a bit
But we were going in circles and I’m just not build for that ish
My feet hurt, I’m cold and I’m tired, I might just give up
It’s way too much effort to get there, what you know a shortcut?
Huh, use my phone, man my phone don’t know how to get there
Oh they got an app, so basically you don’t know how to get there
Noooo, your phone knows, not you
If you do get there by using an app, I don’t feel like it’s true
I want to walk to Settle Down and feel the pebbles in shoes
I wanna enjoy the scenery as my legs pay the dues
I wanna know how to get there without looking at a screen
Is what I wanna say, but I use the app too, it’s how I got on Slut Street
But Nah, it ain’t my fault, my phone has this GPS glitch
So I tend to get lost and shit, that’s why I wanted to ask to see if you know
And if you’re not too busy, then maybe the both of us can go
Cause with all these alleys and roads and corners and what not
I haven’t seen a taxi, a subway or even a bus stop
There are no shortcuts to the spot, so now frustration is all I got
I wanna kick my feet up, kick back and relax, in that lounge on SD